A Squatchmas Carol

In the dense, snow-covered forests of the Pacific Northwest, where the pine trees stood tall and the rivers ran cold, there was a community of Sasquatches. These gentle giants lived in harmony with nature, celebrating the changing seasons with joy and togetherness. Yet, in the heart of these woods, there lived a Sasquatch unlike any other, named Ebenezer Squatch.

Chapter 1: The Lonely Sasquatch

Ebenezer Squatch dwelled in solitude. His cave was spacious and stocked with an abundance of provisions, yet it lacked the warmth and joy found in the homes of his fellow Sasquatches. Ebenezer had long shunned the company of others, devoting himself instead to amassing and hoarding resources, a practice uncommon and frowned upon among Sasquatches.

His only regular contact was with his assistant, Bob Cratchsquatch, a gentle and hardworking soul who endured Ebenezer’s gruff manner and miserly habits with patience. Bob had a large family to care for, including his youngest son, Tiny Timsquatch, whose frail health was a constant worry.

On the eve of the Winter Solstice, Ebenezer sat in his cave, counting and recounting his stockpiles. The sounds of distant laughter and music from the Solstice celebrations did nothing to lift his spirits. Instead, he grumbled about the frivolity and waste of resources, preferring the company of his stored goods to that of his kin.

Chapter 2: The Ghostly Visitations 

That fateful night, as the forest lay blanketed in snow and the distant sounds of Solstice celebrations echoed softly, Ebenezer Squatch's solitude was disrupted by an eerie presence. The ghost of Jacob Marleysquatch, bound in ethereal chains, materialized before him. This shocking apparition, a reminder of his old partner who had shared and ultimately regretted his selfish ways, sent shivers down Ebenezer's spine.

Jacob's spirit lamented his fate, the chains he bore being the manifestation of his life's misdeeds and greed. He warned Ebenezer of a similar destiny if he continued on his path of solitude and hoarding. The solemn warning that three spirits would visit him that night to offer a chance at redemption left Ebenezer both skeptical and uneasily contemplative.

As midnight struck, the first of the promised spirits appeared - the Ghost of Solstice Past. This spirit, glowing with a gentle light, exuded an aura of wisdom and kindness. It reached out to Ebenezer, who felt an involuntary pull towards the spirit’s light.

Transported through time, Ebenezer relived his childhood. He saw himself as a young Sasquatch, full of life and joy, participating in the Solstice celebrations. He watched as his younger self learned the ways of the forest, played with other Sasquatch children, and was taught the values of sharing and community.

But as they moved forward in time, the scenes grew somber. Ebenezer witnessed the loss of his parents, which had left him alone and vulnerable at a young age. He saw how these events began to shape his outlook on life, driving him to value self-reliance over community and amass resources as a way to ensure he would never feel that vulnerability again.

The spirit also showed him the gradual distancing from his community, his increasing obsession with gathering and storing, and the fading of the joy he once felt during the Solstice. These memories, long buried under layers of justifications and material gains, brought a sense of sorrow and regret to Ebenezer.

As the Ghost of Solstice Past faded away, leaving Ebenezer back in his cave, the seeds of reflection were planted in his heart, setting the stage for the next spirit's arrival.

Chapter 3: Revelations of the Present and Future

The Ghost of Solstice Present, a robust and merry spirit, appeared in a burst of light and warmth. This spirit embodied the joy and camaraderie of the Solstice, contrasting sharply with Ebenezer's current cold and solitary existence. With a hearty laugh, the spirit beckoned Ebenezer to join him on a journey through the present Solstice night.

They first visited the homes of Sasquatches deep in the forest. Ebenezer observed families gathered around cozy fires, sharing stories, and enjoying each other's company. He saw young Sasquatches playing, their laughter a melody in the crisp night air. The spirit pointed out the simple yet profound joy found in these moments of togetherness, a joy Ebenezer had long forsaken.

Their journey then led them to Bob Cratchsquatch’s modest dwelling. The warmth of the small home was palpable, filled with love and laughter. Ebenezer watched as Bob and his family shared a humble feast, their faces alight with happiness. Tiny Timsquatch, frail yet spirited, was the center of attention, his optimistic outlook and love for the Solstice touching everyone around him.

The spirit emphasized the contrast between Ebenezer's wealth of resources and Bob's wealth of love and family bonds. He showed Ebenezer the admiration and care the community held for Tiny Tim, highlighting the impact of Ebenezer's actions on the lives of those like Bob and his family.

As they moved forward in time, the Ghost of Solstice Yet to Come, a silent and ominous figure, took over. This spirit showed Ebenezer a grim future. The scenes were stark and desolate - a future Solstice where Tiny Tim’s chair was empty, a symbol of lost hope and joy, and Ebenezer's own demise, marked by solitude and an absence of mourners.

These revelations, particularly the possible fate of Tiny Timsquatch, struck a deep chord within Ebenezer. The realization that his actions, or lack thereof, could have such a profound impact on others was a revelation that began to crack the hardened exterior of his heart.

As the spirit disappeared, leaving Ebenezer alone with his thoughts in the early hours of Solstice morning, a transformation was underway. The realization that he had the power to change not only his fate but also positively impact the lives of others, especially that of Tiny Timsquatch, filled him with a sense of purpose he had not felt in years.

Chapter 4: A Heart Changed

Awakening on Solstice morning, Ebenezer was a changed Sasquatch. He felt an overwhelming desire to make amends and to reconnect with the world he had shunned. He gathered a large portion of his stockpile and set off to Bob Cratchsquatch’s home, his heart pounding with a mixture of nervousness and excitement.

The reception he received was one of stunned surprise. Ebenezer’s generosity brought tears of joy to the family, especially when he pledged ongoing support to them, ensuring that Tiny Timsquatch would receive the care he needed. The transformation in Ebenezer was not just in his actions but in his demeanor; his eyes, once cold and calculating, now sparkled with warmth and kindness.

Chapter 5: Embracing the Spirit of the Solstice

Ebenezer’s participation in the Solstice festivities marked a new beginning for him. He was welcomed with open arms by the community, many of whom were surprised but heartened by the change in their once-reclusive neighbor. Ebenezer found himself laughing and sharing stories, feeling a sense of belonging he had not felt since his youth.

In the years that followed, Ebenezer became a pillar of the Sasquatch community. He shared his resources, participated in communal activities, and was particularly fond of spending time with the young Sasquatches, imparting lessons of kindness and the importance of community.

Tiny Timsquatch, under Ebenezer’s care and the community’s support, grew stronger and healthier. His gratitude and admiration for Ebenezer knew no bounds. Ebenezer, in turn, found a special joy in seeing Tiny Tim thrive, a constant reminder of the redemptive power of kindness.

Epilogue: The Legacy of Ebenezer Squatch

Ebenezer Squatch’s transformation was remembered for generations among the Sasquatches. His story became a part of the Solstice tradition, a tale told to remind all of the importance of compassion, community, and the joy of giving.

Ebenezer lived out his days surrounded by friends and loved ones, a stark contrast to the lonely existence he once led. His laughter and joy became as much a part of the forest as the rustling leaves and babbling brooks. And so, the once-grumpy Ebenezer Squatch learned the true meaning of the Winter Solstice, leaving behind a legacy of love, generosity, and a heart forever changed.

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Paul Fuzinski

Paul started Aptitude Outdoors in 2016 after Thru-Hiking the Appalachian Trail. He is an outdoors writer, filmmaker and wildlife photographer. He enjoys hunting, fishing and telling stories about conservation.

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